1. dia-betus:

    shisno:

    grandpaharleys:

    i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

    THANK YOU

  2. allwaswell-759:

    So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.

  3. eatstarsnsparkle:

    boazpriestly:

    osointricate:

    boazpriestly:

    demonsanddragons:

    darcywho:

    harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

    chasexjackson:

    THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

    my god, we’re all Ross.

    Excuse you.

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    So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined. 

    Not just the men.

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    Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar.  Admit it.

    In conclusion, we are the show Friends. 

    we all need this on our blogs

  4. turkey-imported-from-maine:

    firelorcl:

    meladoodle:

    i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

    a dentist

    i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

  5. humansofnewyork:

"I’m waiting for her bus to come. You know those things you took for granted when you were a kid? Like going on field trips and riding the bus? All those simple things make me nervous as a parent. I’m not off my guard until she’s in my arms. If she’s five minutes late, I start to get nervous."

    humansofnewyork:

    "I’m waiting for her bus to come. You know those things you took for granted when you were a kid? Like going on field trips and riding the bus? All those simple things make me nervous as a parent. I’m not off my guard until she’s in my arms. If she’s five minutes late, I start to get nervous."

  6. sherralotz:

    me with kids

About me

Alyssa. 20. Type 1 Diabetic.
Bisexual. College freshman.
Movies and acting are my things.
Singing and musicals are my secondary things.
Owls and everything horror.
Friends, American Horror Story, Dance Moms, Freaks and Geeks, One Tree Hill.
Lady Gaga, Slow Club, Lana Del Rey, Dashboard Confessional, The Lumineers, and such.
Anna Kendrick, Sophia Bush, Jennifer Lawrence, Brittany Snow, Sarah Paulson and Emma Stone make me embarrass myself.
Be my friend.